Snowy Slope Star Gifts

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Ice Skater

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Snowboarding downhill.

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'Why trees kill skiers'

'They suspect arson.'

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"You sure you've done this before."

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

Skiing

The Snowman and the Snowdog.

Ski Resort. Two lift tickets with senior discounts, please. Lift. It's ironic when you think about it, Ernie ... Being senior citizens who still ski well means we're not going downhill fast!

Hitchhiking skier

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

"The very first time I went skiing I broke a leg, luckily not mine!"

Adam and Eve AFTER the Fall.

"I've never skied paper before."

Swiss Skier

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

'I spent $1,500 on ski equipment, and now not only have I no balance on the slopes, I have no balance in the bank.'

Ski Instructor

"Earl finds it hard to leave the office behind."

Sign near igloo reads 'We Take Snowboarders'.

'Remind me. I'm good with names but not faces.'

Workaholic Goes Skiing

"I've been like this since I got back from my skiing holiday!"

Bad moments in skiing.