Snow Slope Sculptor Gifts

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Snowmen Around The World...

Snow Devil

Frosting the Snowman

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Snowman

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Bless You."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"First snowman?"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

The Frankenstein snowman.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Snow Crime