Snow Slope Sculptor Gifts

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Snow Devil

"Bless You."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowman

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"First snowman?"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Snow Crime

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.