Snowman Escapades Gifts

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

'No ice.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Snowyphus

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snow Crime

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Sand Snowmen

'It's a snow mobile.'

Frosty, the Golden Years

'Do you come here often?'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Oooo. That's cold."

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'