Snowflake Specialist Gifts

Notebook computer has melted snowman's lower half. Other snowman says: 'I warned you about using that laptop.'

Skiing.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Snow flake

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Yo ho ho!

'First of all, relax.'

Keeping Warm in Winter

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Jack and the Snowman.

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

Skating.

Global Warming is a snow job!

"Respect every snowflake as you clear my driveway."

"Then your app is wrong. It's definitely snowing."

Accountant counting falling snowflakes.

'No two snowflakes are exactly alike.' - 'They taste the same to me.'

"I'm melting from the friction."

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

'Some of these flakes of snow are enormous Leonard...Leonard?'

'You've got your favorite room...right across from the ice machine.'