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Notebook computer has melted snowman's lower half. Other snowman says: 'I warned you about using that laptop.'

Skiing.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Snow flake

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Yo ho ho!

Keeping Warm in Winter

'First of all, relax.'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Jack and the Snowman.

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

Snowflake Design Dept. It's ironic, but we have a lot of burnout in this department.

Global Warming is a snow job!

Skating.

"Respect every snowflake as you clear my driveway."

"Then your app is wrong. It's definitely snowing."

'No two snowflakes are exactly alike.' - 'They taste the same to me.'

Accountant counting falling snowflakes.

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"I'm melting from the friction."

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

'Some of these flakes of snow are enormous Leonard...Leonard?'