Snowball Sentimentalist Gifts

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of hundreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Boy rolled into a snowball

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Fine. And you?'

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Have I told you lately that I love you

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"I want a pony!"

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'ok, who threw that?'

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Snowmans Revenge

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

Snowballs

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

Newton's Cradle Romance

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

"Respect every snowflake as you clear my driveway."