Snowball Sentimentalist Pillows

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of hundreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Boy rolled into a snowball

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Fine. And you?'

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Have I told you lately that I love you

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"I want a pony!"

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'ok, who threw that?'

Snowmans Revenge

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

Snowballs

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

"Respect every snowflake as you clear my driveway."

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

Newton's Cradle Romance