Snowball Optimist Pillows

"Our research shows that, under the right conditions, a snowball can have an excellent chance here!"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Boy rolled into a snowball

Polar bear bowling alley

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

'I'll take ten, please.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

Greco-polar wrestling

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

Snowmans Revenge

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Snowball Fight With Santa

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'War is heck!'

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"The side effects of this experimental medication are; happiness, improved eye sight and increased strength. . . Oh well, back to the drawing board."

"Room for bigger presents!"

Snowballs