Snow Scribbler T-Shirts

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'Anorak anoraks'.

Information booth attendant solves equation

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

Hans Holbein

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

OOPS!

Musical Prodigy

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

How to create a brilliant cartoon

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

Screenwriters, Inc. Send this revised script to Rupert Murdoch! Right! I'll fax the fix to Fox!

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Writer’s Corner

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

Tourist graffiti on the top of a mountain.

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

Kate Atkinson