Snow Scribbler Mugs

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'Anorak anoraks'.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

Hans Holbein

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

OOPS!

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

Musical Prodigy

How to create a brilliant cartoon

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

Writer’s Corner

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

Tourist graffiti on the top of a mountain.

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

"Careful - it's full of lies."

Kate Atkinson