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'It looks like the baby drew an organizational chart of our family!'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Information booth attendant solves equation

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

OOPS!

Musical Prodigy

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

Modern Nursery Rhymes

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

Writer’s Corner

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

A pen spewing letters

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

Muse/Museli

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

Kate Atkinson