Arm Scribbler T-Shirts

'Tom is having some difficulty with the new centralised information management system. He's got to put ALL his records on to it...He wrote most of them on his arm!'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

When Cells Divide

'Anorak anoraks'.

Information booth attendant solves equation

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

'Tax.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

Hans Holbein

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

OOPS!

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

How to create a brilliant cartoon

Musical Prodigy

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Writer’s Corner

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

Astrophysics made simple.

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"