Snow Grumbler Pillows

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Irritable trowel syndrome.

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

Boring and unnecessary meetings

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'Mum! Mum!... My egg's gone all runny!'

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

Le Bolshie Chef.

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'

"Another meeting?"

"The sooner they take you off vice patrols the better."

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

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'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"Perfect weather,wounderful food...and it all distracted me from spending the whole day at my computer terminal!"

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

'I hate Mondays!'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

"Teaching's a joy until the first bell. Then the whole day's ruined."

'Irritable bowl syndrome'

"Whoever invented the obituary page is a real jerk."

"Where's the snooze button on this thing?" "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"