Snow Grumbler Pillows

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Irritable trowel syndrome.

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

Le Bolshie Chef.

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

I can't think of anything more embarrassing than wearing one of these stupid gowns.

'Mum! Mum!... My egg's gone all runny!'

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'

"Another meeting?"

Sorry, this game is not available in your area

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"The sooner they take you off vice patrols the better."

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

"Perfect weather,wounderful food...and it all distracted me from spending the whole day at my computer terminal!"

'Irritable bowl syndrome'

"Teaching's a joy until the first bell. Then the whole day's ruined."

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

'I hate Mondays!'

"Where's the snooze button on this thing?" "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."