Snow Day Santas Gifts

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Non-Denominational Carols

"First snowman?"

Giant Snowflake.

Couple melting the snow around them.

Winter Weather.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Buggy with Snowplow.

Violin family at Christmas

The Frankenstein snowman.

'It is too snowing!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"It covers up all the debt."

Phone Mittens

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"Maybe this year..."

Staying Warm.

Oi to the world!

Angels making snow humans

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."