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"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Non-Denominational Carols

"First snowman?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Buggy with Snowplow.

The Frankenstein snowman.

Violin family at Christmas

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'It is too snowing!'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Oi to the world!

Staying Warm.

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

"It covers up all the debt."

Phone Mittens

Angels making snow humans

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."