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Santa entering a pool for a swim

The experienced backpacker.

Santa Claus's Mail

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Beach con-man.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

High security Santa's grotto

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Pina Coladas

Beach Barbecue

Hiding the electronics.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Iliadette.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Relaxing in the Sun

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Building Sandcastles.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Time for vacation, time for work.

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'