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"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Santa on motorbike.

"Watch out. He's got the Naughty or Nice app."

Santa Claus's Mail

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

High security Santa's grotto

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa CGI Effect

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

A Creature WAS Stirring

"I noticed a few browns."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Merry Christmas

"I want a pony!"