Modern Santas Prints

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Santa on motorbike.

"Watch out. He's got the Naughty or Nice app."

Santa Claus's Mail

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

High security Santa's grotto

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"I noticed a few browns."

Santa CGI Effect

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

A Creature WAS Stirring

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Merry Christmas