Modern Santa Fan Prints

Radio control Santa.

Santa's elevator

Santa sends it all by FedEx.

I'm not trying to be hip. The reindeer went on strike.

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

If Santa merged with Fed-Ex: 'Package puckup at 3340 Hudson street? Have you been naughty or nice?'

'How come you're not registered anywhere on E-Bay?'

'How things have changed Mr Twinkle.'

"I've gone to drone delivery."

"Hey, you gotta give the old guy credit for at least trying."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Santa's wash day.

"I noticed a few browns."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

A Creature WAS Stirring

Merry Christmas

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.