Modern-day Santa Fans Prints

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Pole dancers

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Santa's elevator

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

For Santa's Drone

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

"Santa's started franchising out delivery.'

Santa on street corner.

Boy Clause

"It's a great feeling to be able to give someone good news for a change..."

Santa Face in Sheep

"Northern pole all-nighter

Santa was perplexed at receiving a carbon-neutral status.

"Hey, you gotta give the old guy credit for at least trying."

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

Holiday Greetings

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

Criminal Santa Claus

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

"I would like my entire class on your naughty list."