Snorkeling Fan With A Twist Gifts

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Diving Cat.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Pirates

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Landlubbers ONLY!

Oceanographer

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

A comment on the Gold Rush.

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."

"All we seem to be catching is little ones. We must be too close to their spawning grounds."

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

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"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

'Ha! Fake out!'

Ultimately, Wyatt's curiosity got the better of him.

'Are you sure those are dolphins?'

The totally unreasoned James Cameron...

'She certainly was a good ship.'

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

"Well I think it looks nice"