Snoopy Superfan Gifts

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

$1: Family Secrets

Love.

It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Banana Ballet

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

Soccer Fans.

Yeah, right, like Superman was the only flavor they had. Ice cream.

Die-hard soccer moms.

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

"Says here that, since Coronation Street started, there have been 86 weddings and 124 deaths."

"Wow. This beer goes right through you!"

Super Bowl Monday

Monster in shape of letter C.

Last ESPN highlights next 250 miles.

"He can't stop digressing."

"No, no, no...it's not a trick question. I just think that your celebrity crush says a lot about what you want in another person?"

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

'...And tune in at eleven tonight for a special report on whatever happens next!'

A rolling stone gathers Kate Moss