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'She's calling him names I never heard before!'

Paranormal A-Z...

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'It's getting harder to tell when the news stops and the spin begins.'

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

Spy Satellite

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

Scarecrow.

Net Zero Superstitions

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

I don't trust that guy.

...and I see the catering is sorted.

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

'It looks fishy to me.'

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

Idenity Parade.