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'I would kill for a truffle.'

'They all want to play the star.'

World Tour.

Dialogue

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Student Food Pyramid

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

Modern camping

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"You complete me."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'Because it's there!'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'