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'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

dog reading EKG

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

Man reading in lamp

Moral Values for Dummies

"Avoiding something, aren't we?"

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

Self-realization.

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

Who's Who and Who Cares.

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

"Have you tried spending time with friends who are worse off?"

Girl focusing on one negative comment using telescope.

"Just give me the broad strokes."

Emergency book: 'How To Cope With Stress'.

Mr. Low Self-Esteem Man

"You feel like a fake? Man, I wrote the book on faking it. Not really, but that's what I tell everyone."

How to manage stress...

'So, read any good book lately?'