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"The Hodal deal ….. It doesn't pass the smell test."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

Furtive Milking

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'It's the simple things.'

"He had an uncanny ability to pick up the scent of opportunity."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"Why are you playing hide-and-seek in the stove!?! Don't shush me! This is my stove!"

Street trader tricking police.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

"No. I can still see you."

K-9 10k

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

a drink at the pub

Good news! The test results are back, and everything sniffed out just fine.