Sniff Testing Expert T-Shirts

Good news! The test results are back, and everything sniffed out just fine.

The Anti-Agent

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

CCTV in church.

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

A consumer guide to cheese.

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

'You rang?'

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Watching The Watchers.

K-9 10k

"This article says that a good investment consultant can smell money like a dog smells fear..."

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

How I Learned to Love the Drone Bomb

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

CCTV in operation.

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

Dog Evolution

New parents refusing to change their baby's nappy

'So, how's that whole aroma therapy thing going?'

Video Camera Love.

CCTV - Suggestions Box

'He believes in taking time to stop and smell the noses.'