Sneezing Storyteller Gifts

Cat Allergies

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Gesundheite!'

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

Ah-Choo!

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Gesundheit!"

'I'm sorry, but I think you should find a new analyst... your dreams are just too boring for me.'

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Bless you...'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

'Bless you!'

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

'Gesundheit.'

Sneeze

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

When a pig blocks a sneeze.

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

'Gesundheit'

"Modern art?"

Asthma cats

Sneezing duck.

"... and then I wake up really thirsty and pour low-fat milk on my husband."

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?