Sneezing Humor Fan Gifts

Vince learns an important golf lesson: Always tip the beverage cart girl.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Faster, Georges, faster!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Little help?"

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

The Snooze Bar.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

No, I don

tRUMp, Pirate President

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

The bird feeder.

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

"Fish finder."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation