Sneeze Prankster Pillows

Painter.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Scary stuff

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I could eat you.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Clown Skis.

Teddy Bear

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.