Sneeze Prankster Mugs

Painter.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

That one has all the batteries!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Scary stuff

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'I could eat you.'

'I did it all from memory.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Teddy Time Bears

Clown Skis.

Teddy Bear