Sneeze Humorist Pillows

Sneezing duck.

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit!'

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"Most people would jump at an opportunity like this."

'Gesundheite!'

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

Ah-Choo!

"Gesundheit!"

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'Bless you...'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

'Gesundheit'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

Sneeze

"Modern art?"

"Gesundheit!"

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

When a pig blocks a sneeze.

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

Asthma cats

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

'Gesundheit.'

Painter.

Bra falling from the sky.

"We went bowling last night and well, yeah."

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

"Rodent droppings? Hey! We were wondering where they'd got to!"