Sneeze Humorist Pillows

Sneezing duck.

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit!'

Caterpillar sneezes.

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"Most people would jump at an opportunity like this."

'Gesundheite!'

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

Ah-Choo!

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Gesundheit!"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'Bless you...'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

"Gesundheit!"

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Gesundheit'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Modern art?"

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

Sneeze

When a pig blocks a sneeze.

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

Asthma cats

"We went bowling last night and well, yeah."

Bra falling from the sky.

'Gesundheit.'

Nooooo! Fall.

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.