Sneeze Appreciation Society Gifts

'He's got a dreadful cold - everytime he sneezes he covers the place in soot'.

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

Bad times to sneeze

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Gesundheite!'

"Gesundheit."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"Dad, I swear - I didn't sneeze!"

"Gesundheit!"

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Gesundheit'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

'My elbow has a cold!'

I even love the way you snore...

"Modern art?"

Asthma cats

Sneeze

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

'Bless you!'

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

Sign on the door of an Allergy Ward in a hospital says: NO scratch and sniff get well cards

Achooo

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

Nose Spray.

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

Sneeze Police

'Gesundheit.'

An elephant sneezes all over its trainer - 'Gesundheit...!'