Sneeze Appreciation Society T-Shirts

'He's got a dreadful cold - everytime he sneezes he covers the place in soot'.

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

Bad times to sneeze

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Gesundheite!'

"Dad, I swear - I didn't sneeze!"

"Gesundheit."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Gesundheit!"

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Gesundheit'

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

'Bless you!'

Asthma cats

'My elbow has a cold!'

Sneeze

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

"Modern art?"

I even love the way you snore...

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

Sign on the door of an Allergy Ward in a hospital says: NO scratch and sniff get well cards

Achooo

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

Sneeze Police

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

Old Men on Rockers.

'Gesundheit.'

Nose Spray.

An elephant sneezes all over its trainer - 'Gesundheit...!'