Sneaky Texter Pillows

Send. End.

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

Baby's first text.

Undercover Agent

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

'They start texting so young these days,'

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"

Power theft on mobile phones

Never text and derive.

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

People who ghosted me

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

Spring Painter

Personal Air Bag.

'Sometimes I wish I was all thumbs, then I could text faster.'

'I wouldn't say your son's behavior has improved. It's just different. He stopped passing notes to friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'

I heard Sarah called you. Yeah. She's hot. Shh! Click. Click. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Hey! No texting in the car! It distracts the driver!

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."

The Island of People Who Never Get Back to You

Checking the closet.

"My talking to myself used to annoy people, so now I text myself."

The incapacity benefits people want you to give them a ring...'

'I got your text-message marriage proposal... and I've answered you by snail mail.'

'I thought you went to school.'

Night School Enrolment

'Your baby is a girl and holding a cell phone. Apparently, they're texting younger and younger these days.'

"And make sure ya mobiles are off!"

Public Works Department: Men texting - Merge.

"I can see everything that goes on in this paper mill. I call it 'Paper-View'."