Sneaky Texter On The Greens Pillows

"And make sure ya mobiles are off!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"Textin’"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Social Networking.

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Dog Messages

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

You didn't text me that you met a guy! I couldn�t. There was no cell phone coverage. How awful. Diner. I'll say. What good is love � If you can't brag about it? Wow. Is that Shakespeare?

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

"Is it an important text?"

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"It's a text from the dog. He needs to go out."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

Text messaging in ladies' fashion store. "Does my bum look big in this?"

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!