Sneaky Planner Gifts

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

"I'm sorry for doubting you're sick. I guess I can shop by myself."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

In Disguise.

Cookie Thief

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

Furtive Milking

'It's the simple things.'

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

Undercover Agent

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

Street trader tricking police.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"No. I can still see you."