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"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

In Disguise.

Cookie Thief

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

Furtive Milking

'It's the simple things.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

Undercover Agent

Street trader tricking police.

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"No. I can still see you."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'