Snake Parent Gifts

Snake funerals.

Playing Fetch.

Polly txt speak

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Allotment

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Man's best friends."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Raised by Dogs

"This never happened."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Not here - home!'

Cats at private view

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"You must have a green thumb."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."