Snake Parent Mugs

Snake funerals.

Playing Fetch.

Polly txt speak

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Allotment

"Man's best friends."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"This never happened."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Raised by Dogs

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Cats at private view

'Not here - home!'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"You must have a green thumb."

Puppy Love

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."