Snail And Slug Charmer Pillows

Organic gardening

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Slug Bait- snails love it

'Do you mind!!?'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

Snail Man

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Snake Eyes

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Stress'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Snail Mail

Snake Charming

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes