Slug Charmer Pillows

Slug Bait- snails love it

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Online Dating

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

You're the olive in my martini

"Check out this new store."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

Snake Eyes

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

'May I have the key to your heart?'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Ding" "Dong"

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,