Slug Charmer Pillows

Slug Bait- snails love it

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Online Dating

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

You're the olive in my martini

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Check out this new store."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Snake Eyes

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"Ding" "Dong"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'