Snail Enthusiasm Pillows

"What's the word from the underground?"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Snail Racing

Local food for local consumption

'Do you mind!!?'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"I'm a monster."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snail Man

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Stress'

Snail Coach

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Snail Mail

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

'The escargots are underdone.'

Snail crossing

Snail trap

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Repossessions