Snack Trading Pillows

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

The wonderful world of cheese.

Bowled over again!

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Chez Nous Menu

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Little league world series of poker.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Trail mix?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Honest Vending

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Super Heroes.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Love is when you watch television together.

To do before Saturday...