Snack Negotiator Pillows

"No!"

Chez Nous Menu

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Garlic Free Zone.

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Pull and all nighter...

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

Making healthy eating bearable.

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"He's a fussy eater."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Cruel Pet Tricks

"Guac-A-Mole"

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."