Snack Squad Pillows

'Not that sort of body building program!'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Hungry child

Chez Nous Menu

Bad for you but to die for

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Little league world series of poker.

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Jewish Geometry

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Quick swig first?"

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"In da house"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Making healthy eating bearable.

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

Budget Munchies

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Christmas Canapes

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits