Snack Squad Prints

'Not that sort of body building program!'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Chez Nous Menu

Hungry child

Bad for you but to die for

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Jewish Geometry

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Quick swig first?"

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"In da house"

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

Christmas Canapes

Budget Munchies

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Guac-A-Mole"

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits