Snack Lover On Wheels Pillows

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Super Heroes.

Honest Vending

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Love is when you watch television together.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Love is when you watch television together.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'