Snack Lover On Wheels Pillows

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Super Heroes.

Honest Vending

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Love is when you watch television together.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

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