Smug Traveler Gifts

"Well, would you look at that. . . it's been below zero for two weeks back home."

Carefree luggage.

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Transylvanian backpackers.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Fall on a desert island

Public footpath on a desert island.

Lavatory Waterfall

Thumbing a Lift.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Distance to horizon varies.

Steve found himself on his travels.

Mummy Beggar

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Flight Socks.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Bumblebee Flights...Buzz Europe, Buaa USA, Buss the world: 'We just fly willy-nilly all over the dang place!'