Sms Symbol Bearers Mugs

'I wonder what it's like to text, 'OMG'?'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Beware of Don"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"It was her mothers"

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Je Suis Charlie

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"I never thought I'd get married again."

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

"He's always been an optimist."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

King Richard I

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Plumbing Company Executive

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

'Here's something you need to hear...'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

Paris Olympics opening ceremony

"He's bracing himself for disappointment."

Wedding Rings

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

"I have my standards even if they're only industry standards."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"You've literally watched one game."